Your momma

Posts : 8 Points : 10 Join date : 2010-06-10

o momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle

Posts : 9 Points : 7 Join date : 2010-06-02

your mamma is so ugly that when she joined a ugly contist they said "Sorry no Professionals"

Posts : 8 Points : 10 Join date : 2010-06-10

Your momma is so fat she looks like my momma

Subject: Re: Your momma Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:40 pm

LOLOL bleeding prolly googled all of those Razz

Posts : 8 Points : 10 Join date : 2010-06-10

yes i noe im pro jelous lady baby?

Subject: Re: Your momma Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:30 pm

Yes, please teach me. ;o

Subject: Re: Your momma Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:54 am

1st)YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT , THAT HER WEIGHT IS MY PHONE NUMBER E.G ( 98198298 ) !

2nd)YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT THAT SHE HAS WEIGHT ON THE MOON !

3rd) YOUR MOTHER IS SO THIN.. THAT SHE FLYS TO PLUTO.

Ok i know im the best.. JAJAJA !

Posts : 8 Points : 10 Join date : 2010-06-10

nah u just suck im pro

Posts : 69 Points : 110 Join date : 2010-06-04

u all bad

Subject: Re: Your momma Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:12 pm

Post some to prove your better.

Posts : 69 Points : 110 Join date : 2010-06-04

Posts : 11 Points : 9 Join date : 2010-06-16

elverange stop posting useless posts n00b

Posts : 8 Points : 10 Join date : 2010-06-10

Egotism ur momma so black she looks like an african (just like elverange noob owned gg )

Subject: Re: Your momma Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:37 pm

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Posts : 11 Points : 9 Join date : 2010-06-16

bleeding ur momma is so fat that when she raced with a turtle the turtle won

Posts : 8 Points : 10 Join date : 2010-06-10

Egotism ur momma is ugly when she dropped u at school they started throwing grenades at her

Posts : 11 Points : 9 Join date : 2010-06-16

u sink i care?

Posts : 2 Points : 3 Join date : 2010-09-29

I Win!

All Your Mommas are so Nasty That Speed Stick Slowed down and STOPPED.

Subject: Re: Your momma Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:15 am

Just googled this xD

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pair of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Subject: Re: Your momma Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:54 am

Your mama's so fat that when she stands on a weighing scale, her weight in my phone number. GG JAJAJ

Posts : 7 Points : 16 Join date : 2010-12-05

Ya Mama is so fat she can't even reach the table

Posts : 52 Points : 49 Join date : 2010-11-21

Your mama so fat that the christmas photo i took of her last winter is still printing.

Posts : 3 Points : 6 Join date : 2010-12-23 Age : 27

YOUR MOMMA IS US SO UGLY, SHE CANT EVEN LOOK HERSELF IN THE MIRROR!

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